At the Manhattan School for Arts, where everyone is 'different' and everyone is 'special', Gretchen Yee feels ordinary. She sits alone at lunch, drawing pictures of Spider-Man, so she won't have to talk to anyone, has a crush on Titus but won't do anything about it, and has no one to hang out with when her best (and only real) friend Katya is busy. Gretchen wishes that she could be a fly on the wall in the boys' locker room - just to learn more about guys. What are they really like? What do they talk about? Are they really cretins most of the time?

Fly on the Wallis the funny story of how Gretchen's wish comes (a bit too) true . . .

E. Lockhart has had nine official boyfriend. In a drawer somewhere, she's got a list of every boy she ever kissed. She has never been on a sports teams of any kind and got excused from gym class by going to ballet lessons. She has a tattoo, cuts her own hair, and has worn the same perfume since high school. In her office are Betty and Veronica dolls, a photo of a particularly fat bulldog, an official business card from 'Sherlock Holmes, Consulting Detective' and the 1920s flapper dress she wore to the prom.

Laugh-out-loud hilarity from acclaimed author E. Lockhart.